2007 was a great
year! But it was a terrible year for clever new year's sayings.
I mean, in
the past we had:
"Take no jive in
2005"
"Get your kicks in 2006"
But
2007? All we could say was, "Just like heaven in 2007."
Laaaaaame.
But after a year of patient waiting, we can
finally start using a new yearly catchphrase!
I proudly welcome you to
chant,
"Masturbate in 2008!"
(Sadly, the New Year's Eve party I was at was full of a bunch of
party poopers. Nobody would join me in a celebratory circle jerk to ring in '08.
They even made me go outside to perform my legendary "ejaculatory fireworks
show.")
And from the sign-up ratios we've been seeing on the new
FLASHCA$H sites, it looks like 2008's phrase is already coming
true.
Now,
once you're done masturbating to ring in the new year, check out what’s new in
FLASHCA$H Land...!?
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1) GET YOUR PEE CODES
The
urine fetish is one of the ones least understood.
I mean, your average
webmaster can usually understand a big boob niche, teens, or even mature. But
since far fewer smut peddlers enjoy golden showers, it is usually
under-promoted.
You would be shocked at the number of surfers who dig it.
Try slipping one of the new "Art of Pee" galleries into your TGP and see what
happens!
And for those of you familiar with pee traffic, you already know
how well Art
of Pee (and the newly redesigned Wetscape.com)
convert.
For the newcomers, here's some text and galleries to get your
feet wet. (Get it? "feet wet?" heh.)
 "Gorgeous glamour girls
with a huge appetite for sex and an overactive bladder.
See these golden
nectar nymphos seductively strip, squat, spread and squirt.
From dainty
dribblers to glistening gushers all in stunning high definition.
Join now to
experience erotic urethral explosions of epic proportions!"
The Art
of Pee - A flood of liquid love from the hottest pussies
online! | Here's
some sample ofFHG's from ArtofPee.com:
(LOG IN TO GET YOUR
CODES)
If you have more specific marketing
material needs, log in to FLASHCA$H.com or shoot us a
note! |
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2)
2008 IS LOOKING GREAT!
The new
sites are starting the new year like gangbangers gangbusters!
Sales and conversions are fantastic. Already 5 of them are in the top 10
converting sites!
- Stroke My Bone 1/89
- Ultimate Anal Movies 1/114
- Lesbians Elite 1/147
- The Art of Pee 1/210
- Deep Throat Tramps 1/228
This is a great sign of
things to come. KUDOS to FLASHCA$H's new producers and designers for creating
smut masterpieces!
Check out the full list of top converters on the right
here.
Make sure you are promoting the new sites and get your piece of the
money train! |
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4)
THE FORUM
Have you dropped by the FLASHCA$H
Forum lately?
Netpiddler and fellow webmasters are on hand to answer
questions, discuss issues, and make your world better and more profitable. Think
about it as the digital watercooler for the FLASHCA$H offices. (With
slightly less gossip about who Buddy peed on at the Xmas party.)
Drop
by and say hello! | |
| #1: Stroke My Bone (1/89) |
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| #2: Cumsplatter (1/131) |
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| #3: Ultimate Anal Movies(1/147) |
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| #4: Lesbians Elite(1/198) |
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| #5: Adult Movie Zone(1/209) |
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| #6: Upskirts(1/236) |
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| #7: The Art of Pee(1/351) |
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| #8: Old Tarts(1/357) |
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| #9: Wives Exposed(1/371) |
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| #10: Deep Throat Tramps(1/381) |
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