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From: Flash Cash
Date: January 30 2008
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I wrote a really
amazing intro to this newsletter. I even quoted Nietzsche and
Emerson and Plato...
But then I realized
we'd all be much better off with this AMAZING ass pic I took at
Internext: 
Now,
what’s new in FLASHCA$H Land...!?
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1) CALLING ALL
WEBMASTERS!
Mary said this was important and asked me to
pass on this info. And since she has some pretty solid blackmail material on
me, I have to do what she says. (In case anyone *does* see those photos, I
was just cleaning the fish tank! My dick was in there 'cause I slipped!)
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As always,
FLASHCA$H is committed to bringing you the best tools to help maximize your
returns via our program.
We are currently working on a new series of
promotional tools but we'd like your input.
Please, take a moment to
consider the sort of tool that, if supplied to you, would help take your program
to the next level.
All set? Please
email Queen Mary your idea or post them in new thread in our FORUM
at forums.flashcash.com.
Don't forget the
details! The more info you can give us, the better the end result will be. -
Mary
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2) GET YOUR HANDJOB CODES
This week I wanted
to share something close to my heart…well, close to my crotch, actually.
And
that is our new HANDJOB SITE!
StrokeMyBone.com
**StrokeMyBone is currently the TOP converter for all our
sites.
**
Oh, sweet, lubed
hands, how I love thee! And your surfers will, too. Blowjob,
Handjob, and even solo girl traffic will love this site!
NetPiddler offered this
description:
 "Our cock crazed cuties love to wrap their
soft hands around rock hard shafts. Slowly squeezing, teasing, rubbing and
tugging until your slick knob throbs. They’ll take you by the balls, look you in
the eye and beg for your thick load. Join Now for the slippery smooth friction
to soothe your handjob addiction"
Stroke My Bone...It’s a jizz
jerking bone-anza! |
Here's
some sample of some FHG's from StrokeMyBone:
*LOG IN TO GET YOUR CODES. VIDEO
GALS, TOO!*
If you have more specific marketing
material needs, log in to FLASHCA$H.com or shoot us a note!
[Editor's Note:
Niche
content is where it's at! Face it, we all have our own peculiarities and
preferences, it's what makes us unique and it's what makes this job
fun.
Stroke My Bone is our top seller for a reason - it is true to its
fetish. It is a handjob site, first and foremost. Perhaps a tongue peaks out
for quick lick of the popsicle, but otherwise it is all hands on deck. The POV
action puts the member in the drivers seat, looking down at a gorgeous girl
stroking his cock and staring up at him through her long lashes - really, this
is the essence of the niche and the site makes the most of it.
Ladies,
Gentlemen, send us your hand job lovers. This top-converting site is guaranteed
to tickle their pleasure and your bank accounts.]
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3)
UPCOMING SHOWS
If you are in the area (even if you aren't attending the show) let
us know. We'll be in the following cities around the following dates, and if
you'd like to sit down with us and talk about our programs and your account, let us know! We'll be glad to
spend some time with you.
- Los Angeles: XBIZ Hollywood, February 5 through 8
Attendees:
Mary and Hal
- Lake Tahoe: Webmaster Access, February 20 through
22
Attendees: Mary, Missy and
Hal
- Las Vegas: Affiliate Summit, February
24 through 26
Attendee: Mary
- Phoenix, Arizona: Phoenix Forum, March 27 through
30
Attendees: The Whole Gang
Not in any of these areas? Still would like to meet with someone from out
team?
Email Queen Mary and let her know where you are. You never know
when we might come into town!
[Editor's note: Hal promised to stop
offering back massages while doing that creepy lip-licking thing. Our apologies
to all who were offended.]
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4) VEGAS, BABY
Vegas Internext was
different this year, but great! We finally had an opportunity to
show everyone all the new changes at FLASHCA$H.
We will also
be at a number of upcoming shows, so if you are heading to any, we’d love to get
some face time and a drink!
Here are some pics from the
show:
plus
pics from Day
2 and Day
2
and a
shot of your humble narrator with the FC Girls:
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5)
WELCOME, KRIS!
Please
welcome FLASHCA$H's newest Account Rep, Kris!
Kris loves travel, hockey,
playing the guitar, and the sound a goose makes right before it lays an egg.
Kris
also has a background in the gaming industry, so be careful if you challenge him
to a game of Parcheesi or Monopoly.
Wait…Mary just told me
that it’s not that kind of gaming.
Well, in that case,
be careful if you ask him to go hunting with you!
What? Oh…I guess it’s
not that kind of “game” either.
Mary says it is something
about gambling, I guess. Whatever. He’s a great guy and works extremely hard, so
we’ll forgive him deer-shooting and roll-playing lifestyle. WELCOME, KRIS!
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If you did not get
a copy of the latest FLASHCA$H Mix in Vegas, not to worry! The full CD is now
available for you to download:
Get ready to rock
out with your cock out!! (Or dance calmly in your car…your
choice.)
NOTE: You can also check
out some of the older mixes at FLASHCASHDANCE.com! | |
| #1: Stroke My Bone (1/89) |
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| #2: Cumsplatter (1/131) |
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| #3: Ultimate Anal Movies(1/147) |
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| #4: Lesbians Elite(1/198) |
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| #5: Adult Movie Zone(1/209) |
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| #6: Upskirts(1/236) |
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| #7: The Art of Pee(1/351) |
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| #8: Old Tarts(1/357) |
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| #9: Wives Exposed(1/371) |
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| #10: Deep Throat Tramps(1/381) |
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"If sex doesn't scare the cat, you're not
doing it right."
~
Anonymous
May your week be joyful and
prosperous!
-Halcyon, Lisa K, NetPiddler,
and the FLASHCA$H Team
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| Buddy
Love |
David
Dee |
Jason
Rhino |
Andy |
Halcyon |
Kris |
Netpiddler |
Lisa
K |
Missy |
Mary |
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