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Thank goodness we survived last week. I mean, is there anything worse than Valentine's Day?!
Normally, if you gave someone flowers or candy, they would be thrilled! But on Vday, it is expected.
It is almost impossible to impress your date on Vday. All you can hope for is to "not disappoint."
That is why I have started a new tradition for Valentine's Day. I encourage you to play along at home next year!
First: Have a friend call your significant other asking for you. "Oh, I'm sorry. He listed this number as a contact number and someone who might also be exposed. Please tell him Dr. Goldblatt's office called." Hang up before she can ask any follow up questions.
If possible let that phone call stew for an hour or two.
The next step involves you coming home and telling her about an ailment you picked up from a prostitute. The easiest route is to pick up some "Living with HIV" pamphlets at a clinic. But I like to mix it up and invent a new disease.
"Calm down, baby! They have made some amazing developments in custom chairs for individuals who suffer from Enlarged Scrotum Syndrome! And if I passed it on to you, there is a good chance your vulva won't start to swell for several months!"
At some point she will burst into tears or start firing a shotgun at you. That's when you say, "SURPRISE! Just kidding, honey!" and hand her some $5 chocolates.
In 15 minutes or so, after she has set the gun down, she will be so happy that you didn't give her Bulbous Vagina Disorder that those candies will be the best thing she ever tasted.
Have fun and thank me later!
Now, what's new in FLASHCA$H Land...!?
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1) GET YOUR DEEP THROAT CODES
Is there anything as wonderful as going balls-deep into a hot chick's throat?
Well, regardless of your personal feelings, there are a throatload of surfers that agree with me.
And the stats on our
BRAND NEW
site "DeepThroatTramps" sure do prove it!
DeepThroatTramps.com
NetPiddler offered this description:
"Today's hottest cum thirsty tramps are just begging to get throat fucked. Our submissive sluts love to worship juicy cocks with their soft full lips. These load loving ladies won't stop until they are covered in creamy cum. Join now to flood their hungry mouths with your hot sticky load."
Deep Throat Tramps...Every gag, gurgle & gulp in stunning high definition! |
Here's some sample of some FHG's from DeepThroatTramps:
*LOG IN TO GET YOUR CODES. VIDEO GALS, TOO!*
If you have more specific marketing material needs, log in to FLASHCA$H.com or shoot us a note! |
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2) PROMO UPDATE:
It has been brought to my attention that some of you are more interested in actual information relevant to webmasters and not my ramblings about genital rashes and awkward sexual exploits.
Well, excuuuuuuuse ME!
So with that I'll introduce a new feature of the Toolkit, the PROMO UPDATE!
- 100
Downloadable vid and pic galleries were added last month
- 100
MORE Downloadable vid and pic galleries are being added this week
- 2
new tour designs (Nudesonline.com
& sexspy.com)
WOO-HOO! Log in now
and grab yours!
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3) FIRST TIMERS
While at XBIZ Hollywood, I asked a bunch of pornographers, like yourself, about the first time they ever saw porn. The responses were great!
(Video in 2 parts)
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4) MEET THE MARKETING CREW
Many of you have probably noticed a few changes at FLASHCA$H - we are growing quite quickly as we continue our revitalization of the program.
The Marketing and Account Management Teams have changed and grown. And since these are the people most of you interact with, we wanted to introduce you all to the friendly faces, and clarify their roles at FLASHCA$H.
1) Netpiddler
Email: netpiddler@flashcash.com
ICQ: 252685481
Netpiddler plays three very important roles in the Marketing team.
- Firstly, he helps activate the new webmasters who sign up to our program.
- Secondly, he is the account rep for the largest group of affiliates, and works with our newest partners them to help them succeed.
- Thirdly, he helps ALL of our webmasters improve their knowledge, skills and the all-important conversion rates.
2) Lisa K
Email: lisa@flashcash.com
ICQ: 319675425
Lisa is our Key Account Manager. She handles our top tier webmasters - a small, select group of Webmasters. She is also our Key Sales Rep - her main focus is not webmaster support but the recruitment of new industry webmasters and partnerships.
3) Kris
Email: kris@darkmatterdevelopment.com
ICQ: 354132109
Kris, our newest addition, is also a Key Account Manager. Currently he has 250 active accounts assigned to his roster, but this list will grow as Kris becomes more familiar with our particular program. Kris will be the Account Rep holding the largest number of active accounts. The second part of his job (of equal importance) is to recruit new webmasters.
4) Queen Mary
Email: mary@darkmatterdevelopment.com
ICQ: 405472094
Maryis the Queen of Marketing, and manages the Sales and Marketing Departments. Her main projects include: Managing & Building the Brands for both FLASHCA$H and TrampStampStudios, Public/Press Relations, Strategic Planning and Traffic.
5) Steve
Email: steve@darkmatterdevelopment.com
ICQ: 394245861
Steve is our Marketing Coordinator. His job is a marketing catch-all, but mainly he works on independent projects to build and improve our network that we come up with as a team.
6) Missy
Email: missy@darkmatterdevelopment.com
ICQ: 78989718
Missy is our Traffic Coordinator. Her focus is to drive traffic to our sites from other areas online, using whatever means she chooses.
7) Halcyon
Email: hal@flashcash.com
ICQ: 204743660
Hal is our Evangelist and PR expert. Hal brings a unique skillset to our team, in that he has lived his life online for years, and has a natural flare for viral marketing techniques. Hal crafts our main webmaster communication, the ToolKit every two weeks. He also works on promotional projects that help build the reputation of both FLASHCA$H and TrampStampStudios.
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