St
Patrick's Day is coming up!
But to be perfectly honest, I am
NOT a fan of drinking-based holidays.
I'm sure there is a great story about
Irish Pride and banishing the potato-famine-causing snakes...but we all know
that St Paddy's Day is for drinking.
Same is true with Cinco De Mayo, Fat
Tuesday, and New Year's Eve.
My problem is not with the holidays
themselves, but the fact that the occasions bring out all the
amateurs.
You wouldn't go from being a couch potato to running a marathon
overnight, would you?
And yet millions of basically sober people turn into
party animals just because the calendar gives them permission.
Well, I am
sorry. That is WRONG.
Just like running a marathon, serious partying requires
TRAINING.
That is why I encourage everyone to maintain a steady regimen
of wine, beer, and spirits, to stay in optimal party shape.
Some crazy
people argue for moderation, but the key to successful drinking is
PRACTICE.
You may lose your job, friends, and physique...but nobody will
be able to take your "party animal" title away. So join me this morning (and
every morning) for a bowl of Guinness & Lucky Charms, would you?
[ED. NOTE While we at FCHQ enjoy
our libations on occasion, these drunken ramblings are the opinion of Hal, and
not of FLASHCA$H.] Now, what's new
at FLASHCA$H?
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As promised, we have new
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- 100 Downloadable vid and pic galleries were added last week
WOO-HOO! Log
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Once upon a time, there was a quaint little gathering in
Arizona called
the Phoenix Forum. Well, that little shindig has grown into one of the biggest
trade shows of the year. This year, FLASHCA$H is a Platinum
Sponsor and will be there in force!
Buddy Love, Jason Rhino, Queen Mary, Steve, Kris, & Myself will all be there to connect
with webmasters and discuss all the upgrades to FLASHCA$H.
Look for a new DJ Mix in your show bags and make sure to find
us at the "Meet & Greet" Friday in the courtyard.
p.s. The doctor says my rash will no longer be contagious by
that time, so if you see me in PHX, grab me for a hug!
p.p.s. If making it to shows is tough, you can
always speak your mind or get questions answered in the FLASHCA$H
Forum!
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4)
MET MISSY?
Missy joined our
team as the Traffic Coordinator a few months ago, and quickly proved herself to
be a knowledgeable and valuable part of the team. (And not just because she can
open beer bottles and tin cans with her teeth.)
She has many year's
experience in the adult industry, working for different programs and running her
own network.
Beneath her beautiful exterior is a razor sharp mind and a
brain for business. She digs riding quads, rock climbing, scuba diving, and lots
of other things that make me feel like a wuss.
She would love to hear from you in person or
online! Email: missy@flashcash.com
ICQ:
78989718
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5)
FUCK JAPAN!
It may be a little early to be talking about it, but I just
wanted to give a sneek peek at the next site coming from FLASHCA$H:
Now, just to clarify, this is a hardcore porn site about
fucking women FROM Japan.
It is NOT a challenge against a certain Asian nation.
Although if any Japanese Dodgeball teams want to throw down, Team
FLASHCA$H is ready to go!
STAY TUNED!
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Did you know that there is expert advice, answers, &
discussion just WAITING for you in the Forum?!
Netpiddler's Webmaster Education Forum is one of the
greatest assets that we offer to all of our webmasters.
He has spent HOURS creating informative articles, video demos, tricks, and
more.
I would ask ALL of our webmasters to log into the Forum (your FLASHCA$H
username and password will get you in the door) and check out these
topics:
Hosting
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how-to articles!
Product
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FLASHCA$H is a niche program, and Netpiddler de-mystifies our niches here
for our partners.
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HTML
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Talk
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Tired of writing the same descriptions again and again? Read this forum
for inspiration when crafting your "Click Here" tags!
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