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Kinky
02-23-2005, 04:06 AM
in the last 5 minutes of watching (and please excuse me as I am drinking) fox news I have heard that some women (plural) were fired from thier jobs for not flashing thier breasts at a female gorilla named Coco that speaks sign language AND that a woman was arrested for cutting off her UNCLE'S penis and flushing it down the toilet after he broke up with her... her UNCLE mind you!!! what is this country coming to? one of those alone is crazy but both within 5 minutes is frickin' looney |scared|
Bill
02-23-2005, 05:01 AM
Why should it be surprizing that a gorilla raised in captivity should have sexual fetishes?

Humans raised in captivity (that is, all humans basically...) often have sexual fetishes.

I'd heard about Koko's body and nipple fetish before this became news because of this employment suit.

Same with the uncle penis thing. It doesn't surprise me a bit.
Kinky
02-23-2005, 05:48 AM
actually none of it surprises me at all, I just didn't want to be the only one that thought that way and seem abnormal, but then a lot of us sell midget trannies pissing on fully clothed females who are sucking on male strippers cocks while the grandma in the corner shoves candles in her snatch so one or two girls hacking of their uncle's dick and flushing it away is almost the norm I guess |loony| (and by the way I just trademarked that category so don't even think about using it :D) and yes I am drunk so PLEASE excuse my naughty language |thumb LOL
Trev
02-23-2005, 04:38 PM
in the last 5 minutes of watching (and please excuse me as I am drinking) fox news I have heard that some women (plural) were fired from thier jobs for not flashing thier breasts at a female gorilla named Coco that speaks sign language AND that a woman was arrested for cutting off her UNCLE'S penis and flushing it down the toilet after he broke up with her... her UNCLE mind you!!! what is this country coming to? one of those alone is crazy but both within 5 minutes is frickin' looney |scared|

wait.... are you talking about this one? http://www.nbc10.com/news/4216082/detail.html or is this a growing trend??? |angry|
GeorgeTH
02-23-2005, 04:39 PM
My suggestions: change the news channel!

You won't get 'real' information from FOX anyways...
Cleo
02-23-2005, 04:44 PM
Maybe showing nipples is part of gorilla communications.

They were being paid to communicate with the gorilla after all.

Guess they were lucky that gorillas don't fuck on first contact like some monkeys do.
Useless Warrior
02-23-2005, 04:45 PM
wait.... are you talking about this one? http://www.nbc10.com/news/4216082/detail.html or is this a growing trend??? |angry|
Ewww... I don't like it when toilet water splashes my ass. I can't imagine having my cock stitched back on after it was in the sewer. Yucky!
Cleo
02-23-2005, 04:48 PM
wait.... are you talking about this one? http://www.nbc10.com/news/4216082/detail.html or is this a growing trend??? |angry|
I would say that he is in for some shity BJs.